Tiger woods womens!
If Tiger Woods were to walk into a room (at a neutral site mind you) and was confronted with all of these women, which one does he go for first? The result: power rankings for the Tiger Woods harem.
(1) RACHEL UCHITEL
Sports betting buddies, if you are not rich and/or famous, do not apply here. Ms. Uchitel's stock-in-trade, until now anyway, was to keep people out of the snobby nightclubs she was a "hostess" at. Allegedly, she was not just a bed partner, but Tiger's "concierge" when it came to some of his women.
She's at least the slickest of this group, negotiating a multi-million-dollar hush settlement. This one's got first-mover advantage. You go girl!
POWER RANKING: 98
(2) JAIMEE GRUBBS
Sports fans, here's one of the many woman representing the "reality TV" culture in Woods' harem. This cocktail waitress says she had her Grubb-y hands on Tiger for over two and a half years, and released a lot of his suggestive text messages to the public. Now THAT'S class!
POWER RANKING: 96
(3) CORI RIST
She's a "party girl," or so we're told. Is that an occupation? What are the odds of that? You think that's the way she fills out her taxes? This is the one who was actually cheating on her husband when sleeping with Woods.
POWER RANKING: 94
(4) JAMIE JUNGERS
She touts herself as a "model" but odds are that it's a bit more complicated than that. She caters to the needs of high-rollers in Las Vegas, as part of an agency, and we're aware of what that often leads to. Was Tiger betting on a freebie, and did he get one?
POWER RANKING: 93
(5) JULIE POSTLE
Was identified previously as the "Unidentified Orlando Cocktail Waitress" which is kind of like the "player to be named later." Postle is reportedly vice president of a charity called the "Bad Girls Club" where the motto is "Bad Girls Doing Good."
POWER RANKING: 92
(6) JOSLYN JAMES
Here's an honest-to-goodness porn star. she allegedly believes her opus, MILF Worship 4 , may have a shot at an Oscar since they're expanding the Best Picture category to 10 films this year.
POWER RANKING: 89
(8) MINDY LAWTON
Here's one with more of a twist than usual. Apparently there was some "discipline" put forth by this waitress/model, and in the encounters in which she claimed Tiger enjoyed a little hair-pulling, the golfer almost certainly was the underdog.
POWER RANKING: 87
(9) TERESA ROGERS
Ms. Rogers, who is the "MILF" in this group at 48 says that she taught Tiger all the lines and spreads he needed to know. She has a baby that may or may not be a little Tiger; it could belong to a basketball player who has yet to be identified.
POWER RANKING: 86
(10) HOLLY SAMPSON
she's had a versatile career, having acted in "legit" film and TV at one time (making an appearance on The Wonder Years ) and then moving on to both softcore and hardcore porn.
POWER RANKING: 85
(10) KALIKA MOQUIN
although acquaintances say she bragged about bedding down the golfer, she's denied to reporters that she had that kind of relationship.
She is reported to be a manager of sorts at a Las Vegas nightclub.
POWER RANKING: 79
although acquaintances say she bragged about bedding down the golfer, she's denied to reporters that she had that kind of relationship.
She is reported to be a manager of sorts at a Las Vegas nightclub.
POWER RANKING: 79
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