Microsoft is proudly to announce the latest Windows that will hit the stores, Windows 2012. Its 2012, because it will be launched in 2012, but lord bill gates talked to Jesus to bring 2012 sooner. This Windows will succeed the most spectacular windows made until today, the Windows Vista, and it will be even better. Has you all know, windows Vista, stunned the population on eareth due to the incredible easy use and safe programs, that made Vista so perfect. Also we all know that the Aero function, that turned Vista even more alive, will also be on Windows 2012.
New Features of Windows 2012:
- A brand new clock, that will work even better. It will also tell you when you need to update (recommend: 30 updates per day)
- A simple install system. When installing, users will chose from the full install or the recommended install. They are all the same, so don't worry about choosing the wrong one.
- Windows 2012 will have the Microsoft Defender v50, that makes your computer safe.
- You may want to update windows 2012 to a better version right? No problem. Like Windows Vista you may select between:
Windows 2012 Basic (300€)
Windows 2012 Not so Basic (666€)
Windows 2012 Cool Graphics (899€)
Windows 2012 Pro (999€)
Windows 2012 v.1.2 (1666€)
Windows 2012 Gold (6666€)
Windows 2012/2013 (only requires all the other versions)
- With Windows 2012 you can browse the Internet
- Internet Explorer is included. No need to pay for it.
- You can also choose your Internet Explorer that suits you:
Internet Explorer Classic
Internet Explorer that explores
Internet Explorer 9.12.678.89c
Internet Fire Explorer (recommended)
- You can play minesweeper, and at same time you can run other application without fear that computer crashes
- Again did we say we got Internet Explorer included?
- No blue screen of death. From now on, they will be yellow.
- Windows 2012 also allows the user to send data to Microsoft. This wont bother the user, has we will never tell what we are getting from him.
- Improved dialog boxes. Now you can close them by pressing the ok button. WE guarantee that.
- Improved Paint. You can now draw your stupid face there.
- Did we told Internet Explorer was improved?
Bill Gates on Windows 2012:
"Again, my Microsoft did a great job. Windows 2012 will hit the stores like a tornado. I already got one at my house, and it rocks. What can i say more? I do agree that Vista was excellent, but when you try 2012, you will be amazed!"
Known Bugs:
Despite the such success that this Windows 2012 will be, there are 3 minor bugs that were reported:
- Users cannot change any settings on Windows 2012. There will be patch called "Update666adggsfh" that will allow them to change the screen resolution.
- There was a error in pinball, has there were 4 balls when the table said there were only 3.
- Windows 2012 requires that the user uses Outlook.
Others Reviews on windows 2012:
PcWorld: 10/10
"WoW! What can we say?"
ComputerWorld: 10.5/10
"What a great OS!"
Microsoft: 10/10
"We like to thank our workers and of course all of the other reviewers out there. There great! Dont forget about the party at bill gates house!"

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